Filmyzilla [updated]: Lemony Snicket

As Lemony Snicket himself might write: “If you are looking for a free, illegal download of this program, you are about to embark on a series of unfortunate events involving pop-up ads, computer viruses, and legal notices. Please close your browser and choose a legitimate streaming service. I will not say ‘you’re welcome.’ I will say ‘you’ve been warned.’”